Ghostbusters
Paranormal Eliminations:
  • Knowledge
    By employing a slightly modified version of the Linnaean
    classification system, we are in the process of cataloging
    every type of spook, specter, and ghost. Combining this
    unique knowledge with the study of physics has allowed us
    to gain a better insight into the nature of these beings.
    And, with basic research comes the fruits of its labors,
    namely the methods with which to trap these ghosts.

  • Equipment
    Skilled in physics as well as in parapsychology, our staff has
    brought the modern scientific method to bear on the realm of
    the supernatural, thus allowing our staff to fashion specialized
    equipment which can capture and contain ghosts indefinitely.
    (Unless, of course, the power gets turned off.)
"We have the tools! We have the talent!"