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Paranormal Investigations

Paranormal Eliminations

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Paranormal Eliminations:

• Knowledge
  By employing a slightly modified version of the Linnaean
  classification system, we are in the process of cataloging
  every type of spook, specter, and ghost. Combining this
  unique knowledge with the study of physics has allowed us
  to gain a better insight into the nature of these beings.
  And, with basic research comes the fruits of its labors,
  namely the methods with which to trap these ghosts.

• Equipment
  Skilled in physics as well as in parapsychology, our staff has
  brought the modern scientific method to bear on the realm of
  the supernatural, thus allowing our staff to fashion specialized
  equipment which can capture and contain ghosts indefinitely.
  (Unless, of course, the power gets turned off.)

"We have the tools! We have the talent!"